What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”

Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)

Me : Thank you.

He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?

I'm pretty sure that my dog is transgender, how would I go about transitioning it?

Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?

Me : I don't drink

I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.

What kind of lights would you like to use for your home decor?

He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.

He : Tea ?

Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!

Do very hot men ever feel attracted to an ugly woman? Why?

Me (a little confused) : I don't know

Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.

Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.

Why won't my mom let me come home if I'm homeless?

I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.

I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.

By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.

If women aren't shallow, why do most tall, good-looking men have girlfriends?

He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?

Me : Sure.

Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.

Why do men think all women are the same?

Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!

I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)

Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?

Can you explain the difference between “mi piace” and “mi piacciono” in Italian?

He : Then let's have some coffee

He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?

He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?

Why can't the ISS take a picture of Earth and prove to the Flat Earth Society that Earth is not really flat?

He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?

By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.

He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.

U.S. budget deficit hit $316 billion in May, with annual shortfall up 14% from a year ago - CNBC

Me : No

Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.

Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).

How are you spending your best time?

I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?

Me : Because it's month of August.

Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.

He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?

Me : I don't drink coffee also

He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.

I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).

P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.

He : So, are you seeing someone?

He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!

Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!

He : I'm 24.

I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.

He : Btw, you're really pretty.